Of course, we can't help you with that. If you bought jelly fish and now you're complaining about their lack of intelligence, that's on you.
We can tell you about Chuckles though, because that is what this website is about. Chuckles the Dirt-Chip Muffin!
Chuckles, simply put, is the worst muffin the world. He is an evil muffin made by an evil baker.
He is, though, on a journey to goodness, and we hope that you will read along.
Now that you know something about Chuckles, you can jump right into: